Accidental Hiatus/Life Update

Wow! The last month has been absolutely crazy!

Some good stuff happened, some not so good stuff happened and it resulted in me abandoning the blog and WordPress in general for about a month. Oops! I’m working on some more comprehensive content but in the meantime, here’s what’s been going on to account for my absence:

1. My husband got an awesome new job! 😁 The interview process was long and stressful, but it’s a great position and he’s so happy there. The last two weeks at his previous job (call center) were grueling, but I helped him through it and now he goes off cheerfully in the morning and comes home feeling he’s put in a good day of work. It makes me so happy to see him satisfied with his work life for the first time in a long time. It’s also taken a lot of financial pressure off of us. We’re not rich by any means, but we know we can pay all our bills each month, which is obviously an enormous relief after struggling for the last few years.

Is this relaxation I feel? What even is that?

2. WE GOT A KITTY! 😻 We adopted Sassy from the Humane Society a little over two weeks ago and I’ve already gone full Cat-Mom. Chris and I both grew up with animals and not having one the last 6+ years has been hard, so when we finally went to the shelter we were totally stoked. To get an idea of what kind of cat owners we are, Chris calls her our “Cat Baby” (yes, we’re those people).

We believe Sassy is some sort of Himalayan-Snowshoe mix. She’s a gorgeous, petite 7.5 pound lady with a HUGE personality! She’s only 2 years old so she has a ton of energy and quite a few kitten tendencies still. I play with her off and on throughout the mornings until she inevitably exhausts herself and collapses in a heap for a 5 hour nap in the afternoon. She’s very loving and isn’t afraid to ask for attention when she wants it. Put simply: she’s a fuzzy little diva who’s already brought so much joy into our home.

3. Lastly, the not so good stuff. I got a nasty head cold three weeks ago, that turned into a chest cold two weeks ago, that turned into a full on asthma flare last week (the first in more than 5 years). I’ve struggled with asthma off and on since I was a little kid. I haven’t written about it on here since I had it under control for so long, but technically speaking it’s the first chronic condition I was ever diagnosed with. At some point, I think I’ll do a separate, more in depth blog post about my experience with asthma. For now, the short of what happened last week is that I went in to the doctor, got a chest X-ray and came home with an inhaler and a 6 day course of corticosteroids. I’m starting to feel better now, but I’ll be on albuterol several times a day for the foreseeable future. Because, you know, breathing is good.

I’ll be working to generate more content soon. In the meantime, Sassy is knocking everything off the bathroom counter which means it’s playtime. Duty calls.

Mind VS Body

My mind and body aren’t always on the same page. I frequently find myself in the position of wanting to go out and do something, but my body won’t let me. When I’m in an IBS or endometriosis flare, I’m very limited in what I am physically able to do. This means I get stuck at home a lot because I need to be near a bathroom or am unable to get out of bed due to intense pain. At times, this leads me to feel that there is a disconnect between my conscious and physical self, (even though I understand that they are integral to each other).

I’m very much a “Type A” personality; I like to keep busy and get bored easily. I love working, even if it’s just a dull secretarial position. I find the act of doing a job, of feeling useful, very fulfilling. Before leaving my job 10 months ago, I was the primary breadwinner – a 20-something just starting a career in higher education. It was an administrative position, nothing too exciting, but I loved working with students. I even began to think about going back to school to get my Master’s to teach adult learners. But, naturally that’s all on hold at the moment. It’s extremely difficult for me to work in a physical office right now since my symptoms are so unpredictable and debilitating, and going back to school when things are so uncertain feels like I would be setting myself up for failure. I’m trying to figure out a work around, but no solutions yet.

Even making simple plans is difficult. I might make plans to go on a hike over the weekend and get blindsided with a flare up. I have to hit the pause button on life and resign myself to a stint on the couch instead. It’s so incredibly frustrating to want to do all these things and come up against road block after road block. On the flip side, I don’t want to put myself in a position of doing too much and making myself sicker (I’ve done this before and it wasn’t worth it).

Often, I feel like my mind and body are completely separate entities constantly at war with one another. It’s difficult to explain, but I feel a sort of dissociation from my own body; that it’s not really mine and there’s been some sort of mistake. This feeling of dissociation is most powerful during an endometriosis flare. The worst symptoms take place during the first 1-3 days of my period. That may not sound like much, but these flares are literally crippling (and keep in mind that these occur in between several IBS flares a month and other endo related symptoms as well).

I experience an excruciating pain that radiates throughout my abdomen and up through my back. The pain manifests as an intense cramping punctuated with a stabbing sensation that lasts anywhere from 12 to 24 hours at a time. Medication doesn’t even touch it, so I don’t bother taking anything anymore; Ibuprofen and Tylenol mess up my stomach anyway. The pain is so intense, I can barely walk, and occasionally it even makes me vomit.

It’s during these types of episodes that my consciousness feels so detached from my physical self. I want to shed my body, much as the snake sheds its’ skin, and start fresh. My husband and I joke about the advancement of android technology; I’d totally go for a robot-body if that was an option.


I get so frustrated with my situation at times – I control what I can, but ultimately I can’t control everything my body does. I see my doctors regularly, I exercise, I eat right, I do everything I possibly can to improve my health. But even that doesn’t diminish the sense of futility that goes along with having a chronic condition.

I started meditating about two weeks ago; I’m trying to let go of my instinct to control everything all the time (easier said than done). I think it’s helping, but it’s still too soon to tell. I’m not at all a religious person, but I’ve been re-reading some of the Buddhist texts I studied in college. The discussions of consciousness, self-reliance and detaching oneself from suffering resonate deeply and bring me comfort. I do try to be thankful for my body; I wouldn’t be here without it after all and I have had a lot of wonderful experiences in my life. Some days, it’s difficult to feel grateful for a body that causes me so much physical distress and I may always struggle with feelings of dissonance and dissociation.

It’s a process.

I do my best and keep going.


I’m Not Ashamed (But I Am A Little Embarrassed)

Hi, I’m Megan, and I suffer from chronic illness, or rather, chronic illnesses, to be precise.

I’m not sure why I started this like an AA meeting. Maybe because it’s a familiar trope I can use to introduce a really uncomfortable subject? Or it could be my impulse to use humor to try to diffuse my own discomfort, which I do almost constantly.

Either way, let’s begin here:

I started having health problems when I was 21. It started with cramping, stomachaches, then the occasional bought of nausea and things escalated out of control pretty quickly from there. I moved back home to Portland from Albuquerque after being hospitalized with a horrific mystery illness (a long story for another day) and the root of my problem couldn’t be determined. The medical treatment I received while hospitalized was, to put it mildly, insufficient. Doctors only seemed interested in throwing medication at the problem, which only made me sicker.

So, I took a hiatus from school. I left behind my boyfriend Chris, my friends, my job and the life I had so meticulously created for myself to move back to a city I didn’t want to go back to. Side note: don’t say you’re never going to go back home at 17, because at some point shit’s going to hit the fan and you’re going to end up back in your childhood bedroom, drinking a beer and wondering where it all went wrong.

With the love and support of my family, Chris, (who dropped everything to move to be with me because #thatshowloveworks), the friends I had left and competent medical care I started to put the pieces of my shattered life back together.

Is that melodramatic enough?

Basically, I tried to get my shit together. I got a job, finished my degree online and after seeing a litany of specialists I was diagnosed with IBS-D, or Diarrhea predominate Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

“Wait,” You’re thinking. “All these theatrics for IBS? Isn’t that the farting disease?”

Yes! It is also the I-can’t-be-further-than-five-feet-from-a-bathroom-at-all-times disease. And the my-stomach-hurts-so-much-I-can’t-move disease. Some also know it as the why-I-am-up-retching-into-the-toilet-all-night disease, and of course as the what-the-fuck-can-I-eat-all-food-is-apparently-poison disease.

Clearly, my case is on the severe end of the spectrum.

For a few years, things got better. While I still had good and bad days, I had my symptoms relatively under control. I took on the role of breadwinner, breaking into the world of university administration while Chris (now promoted to fiancé status) finished school. And I was pretty good at it. I mean, not like amazing, but passable. I wasn’t in the city I wanted to be in and I had some physical limitations, but I was an empowered sort-of career woman with badass combat boots and I could do anything!

And then things started to go downhill again (because, of course).

After turning 24, I quickly realized that I was having trouble tolerating alcohol. Even half a beer or a few sips of wine set my stomach into a rampage. Soon enough, different foods followed until it got to the point where I didn’t even know what I could eat any more. Even after the stress of planning our wedding had faded after the big day, things only got worse. I spent most of our honeymoon hunched over in pain. The cherry on top was that my menstrual cycle was all over the place and my periods became unbearably painful.

Two months later, in December 2016 I was diagnosed with Endometriosis. Endometriosis runs in my family and in a way it was a relief to hear that what I was experiencing was not, in fact, normal.

For those unfamiliar with the condition, Endometriosis is basically a malfunction of the endometrial tissue, which lines the uterus in preparation for pregnancy. When a woman menstruates, the endometrium sloughs itself and exits the body through the vagina. In my case, the endometrium grows both in and outside of my uterus. The tissue that grows outside of my uterus has no place to go and just hardens into scar tissue in my abdomen. So basically, it means I experience even more abdominal pain. And the kicker is that Endometriosis often also has gastrointestinal symptoms, which is, you know, awesome.

From December on, my symptoms continued to worsen. I force fed myself to try to get enough nutrients but everything I put in my mouth made me feel ill. I spent hours in the bathroom either retching or having diarrhea or, on super fun occasions, both. My weight plummeted. I tried seeing a gastrointestinal dietician on top of my gastroenterologist, and went on a very restrictive diet to no avail. I drank calorie-laden Boost shakes, took vitamins and probiotics, I even tracked my calorie and protein intake to make sure I was getting enough. I tried medication after medication and nothing worked. Over the next six months I lost a total of about 20 pounds. I took intermittent leave from work, but frequently forced myself to go in anyway because we simply couldn’t afford for me not to work.

The breaking point was when I got appendicitis in April 2017 and was hospitalized (again). I had the appendix removed and after a two week leave returned to work, but the damage was done. I was so weak and my stomach was still completely out of control. I weighed a measly 95 pounds. I held on for another month, and after what was essentially an intervention held by my husband and family, I left my job.

I came home after my last day of work tired, sad and defeated. I sat on the couch, called my mom and cried. The first time my life imploded because of my health I felt like a failure, but the second time was so much worse; I was completely devastated. I had worked so hard to turn things around, but despite my best efforts (and thousands of dollars in medical bills) crashed and burned anyway. How the fuck did I get so broken?

So, now what?

I continued to see my doctors to try to reign in my symptoms. My husband and I figured out our finances and decided to move somewhere less expensive so we could subsist on his income until I get to a point where I can work again. I haven’t improved as quickly as I want, but I have improved. I’ve gained back almost 15 of the 20 pounds I lost. I still have to be really careful with what I eat, but I can eat more than just chicken and rice now. Of course, I still have a lot of bad days, but they don’t outnumber the good anymore.

Living with chronic illness is a learning curve. Things may be going a little better now, but that doesn’t mean I won’t fall down again later. In fact, I fully expect it to happen at some point. I’ve learned how to monitor my symptoms, and to an extent, control them. Plus, I always have my doctors’ numbers on hand. It’s hard; it’s patently unfair and sometimes I think about the hand I’ve been dealt and want to just stay in bed, but I get the fuck up anyway.

So what do I hope to accomplish by posting this on the Internet?

Well, obviously I would love for this to go viral, inspire millions and get a book deal, but in all reality like five people are actually going to read this, most of whom will be people I already know. Really I’ve decided that I’m not going to be ashamed anymore. I spent years hiding, downplaying and straight up lying about my conditions because I didn’t want anyone to know. Frankly, IBS and Endometriosis are gross. Really gross. A lot of times my body feels like a wasteland of bodily fluids and unexplainable noises (and farts; so many farts). Other people will probably also find my illnesses gross and uncomfortable, but they’re my illnesses, not theirs. So, I’m not going to feel ashamed anymore. I may feel embarrassed from time to time when my body does something weird, but I’ll get over it.

Whether I like it or not, this is my life. All I can do is try to make it better for myself.